Thursday, December 4, 2014

What The Actual Fuck Happened To The Mary Celeste?



        On November 4, 1872 the Mary Celeste embarked from New York City to Genoa, Italy with a cargo of industrial alcohol (please don’t ask me what the hell that is).  However, on December 5, 1872 the Mary Celeste was found drifting about 400 miles east of the Azores in the Atlantic Ocean.   By this time, the ship should have been far past the Azores; the captain and crew of the Dei Gratia, the ship that initially spotted the Mary Celeste, observed the ship yawing and tatters in the sails.  After two hours of observation they boarded the ship, and shit instantly got weird. 

        Upon boarding the ship the crew of the Dei Gratia found the ship in relatively good condition—the ship was still adrift on something close to its planned route even.  Some things seemed out of place, for example, two pumps were disassembled and there was about three and a half feet of water on the ship’s bottom.  But what was weirder is what the crew didn’t find.  For example, they didn’t find any people.  The ten people that should have been aboard just weren’t.  There was enough good food and water aboard to sustain the vanished crew for around six months.  A couple naval sounding transport and navigation instruments were also missing (I’d name them, but, let’s be honest no one reading this knows what the fuck they are).  But the crew’s belongings and all of the 1,701 barrels of industrial alcohol were still on board (it would later be discovered that nine random barrels were empty, however), though the ship’s only lifeboat was gone.   Captain Briggs’ log was still on board also, the last entry being at around five am on November 25, wherein he stated that he had just spotted the Azores. 

          The captain and crew of the Mary Celeste were never seen or heard from again and most of the biggest questions remain unanswered.  Prominently, the question of why a serious and experienced sea captain would abandon a perfectly okay ship.  Not to mention the question of where the fuck everyone went after abandoning the aforementioned pretty okay ship. 

Here are my favorite theories about the fate of the Mary Celeste and her crew. 

   
1.)     Drunken Shenanigans!
 
The Theory:  Crew members, probably two German brothers that worked as deck hands, got drunk on the industrial alcohol, murdered the captain and the crew and then disappeared on the lifeboat.   

          Why It’s A Thing:   Two courts of inquiry were called, one in England under the vice admiralty court and a second led by Americans (because two of the missing crewmen were American).  The English inquiry reported that blood was found in the captain’s chamber and on an ornamental cutlass Capt Briggs had owned.  No other damage was really found on the ship and, once the ship was in port, it was found that nine barrels of alcohol were empty.  This theory does explain why everyone is missing.  It also explains the missing lifeboat and the missing navigational equipment, as well as the missing alcohol.  The German brothers were found to have no personal effects on the ship, leading many to surmise that they had taken them with them upon fleeing.   

       Why It’s Probably Not A Thing:  This theory is intriguing and it does explain away a lot of the weird shit aboard the ship.  However, it doesn’t explain why no food was taken, nor does it explain the complete lack of destruction on the ship itself.  Also, that blood that was found was contested by the American inquiry, who insisted that it was rust.  The barrels that were empty were made of a different wood than the rest of the barrels, this wood is more porous meaning there’s a possibility the barrels just leaked.  Researchers and even the descendants of the German brothers maintain that the reason no effects from the Germans were found was because the German brothers simply didn’t have anything, which wouldn’t be a strange concept as both were poor laborers.  
  
   
2.)    Pirates!
 
The Theory:  Pirates boarded the ship and killed or kidnapped nearly everyone. 

                Why It’s A Thing:  Well, a mystery ship devoid of people in the Atlantic tends to bring thoughts of pirates.  Pirates were still a very real thing in 1872.  Just two years before the Mary Celeste was found drifting, the United States Navy had fought the Battle of Teacapan against pirates running attacks in the Atlantic and Caribbean from the ship Forward.  So a lot of knee-jerk reaction involved pirates.  However, the theory of pirates in this case does start to diverge at some point.  The crew aboard the Dei Gratia was actually suspected of killing the captain and crew of the Mary Celeste in order to get the salvage rights to the ship and cargo.  Salvage rights were a weird thing, and continue to be.  Basically, if you find a ship that has been abandoned you can claim a right to part of the money that it was insured for.  The crew of Dei Gratia applied for this money but was only awarded a small amount, which is a good sign that the insurance company and inquiry court had their suspicions as to the part the Dei Gratia guys played in the fate of the Mary Celeste as well.

                Why It’s Probably Not A Thing:  The ship was in near pristine condition when it was found by the crew of the Dei Gratia.  Pirates tend to not be very neat and tidy.  According to those that boarded the ship, nothing seemed to be out of place including the very expensive load of alcohol the ship was carrying.  It doesn’t make sense that traditional pirates would have taken over the ship, killed everyone, not taken anything and then left the ship drifting.  As far as the crew of the Dei Gratia is concerned, the theory is implausible for the same reasons—the ship was too tidy, nothing was taken, etc.  One could argue that the crew could have cleaned up and wouldn’t have had a reason to take anything, however, it’s strange that a hostile take-over of a ship wouldn’t have at least produced some accidental damage.  Further, it was revealed that the captain of the Dei Gratia and Captain Briggs were good friends that had dined together just a couple nights before the Mary Celeste set sail.    
    
    3.)    Industrial Alcohol Vapors!
 
The Theory:  The barrels that the industrial alcohol was stored in allowed gas to leak out of the barrel causing Captain Briggs to fear that a spark would ignite the gas and blow the ship up once this leakage was made known.  Briggs ordered everyone into the life raft which was then somehow separated from the ship and all aboard drowned, starved or died of exposure. 

        Why It’s A Thing:  Captain Briggs had mentioned on multiple occasions that he was uncomfortable hauling such a large load of volatile stuff, and really you can’t blame him.  The vapors emitting from the alcohol are highly flammable at a very low heat.  The barrels were reinforced with metal and the cargo was not well secured in the hold causing the barrels to rub against each other.  It’s possible that these vapors could have built up to a point that when the hold was open a large gas cloud was emitted causing Capt Briggs and the crew to panic and head for the lifeboat.  A frayed rope hanging behind the ship lends some legitimacy to this as it could have been used to tie the lifeboat to the ship.  A large wave or other weather could have broken the rope and sent the lifeboat adrift.

        Why It’s Probably Not A Thing:  This theory is considered the most plausible and it is, at least at the time of this writing, the most widely accepted theory.  But something always seems a little off about it to me.  It seems unlikely to me that a well-respected and experienced sailor like Captain Briggs would have panicked so easily and made such a rash decision.  Also, according to contemporary accounts from other ships in the area, including the Dei Gratia, the seas were unusually calm for that time of year and the weather was nice, making a wave fraying the rope on the lifeboat unlikely.  
    
    4.)    Rogue Wave!

The Theory:  A tsunami or “rogue wave” hit with little to no warning washing
everyone overboard.
 

             Why It’s A Thing:  The rogue wave would explain the water in the bottom of the ship.  It would also explain the missing lifeboat and passengers.  The theory runs that when everyone was on deck a rogue wave hit the boat pulling everyone over board and to their deaths.   According to the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Association, rogue waves are “greater than twice the size of surrounding waves, are very unpredictable, and often come up unexpectedly from directions other than prevailing wind and waves.”  Which seems to fit into the narrative of the Mary Celeste; this theory also explains why so much was left on the ship.  Personal affects, potable water, food, blankets, basically anything you would need to survive at sea in a lifeboat, were left on the Mary Celeste leading most scholars to believe that everyone left quickly or left against their will.   
  
              Why It’s Probably Not A Thing:  Rogue waves are extremely rare.  Not only that, but they are devastating.  They have been known to rip ships apart and the Mary Celeste wasn’t ripped apart—it is unlikely that a rogue wave would have hit the ship without damaging it in some way.  Not only that, but the rogue wave doesn’t explain why the nautical equipment was missing, nor does it explain the disassembled pumps which were inside the boat, not on the outside where a wave would have been able to disassemble them. 
    
    5.)    Sea Monster!

The Theory:  A sea monster attacked the ship killing everyone aboard. 

                Why It’s A Thing:  Sea monsters would explain why nothing of what wasn’t on the ship was ever seen again.  Nothing has turned up since 1872 regarding the crew or any supplies from the Mary Celeste and contemporary sailors were convinced that sea monsters were a thing.  Sea monsters are capable of vast destruction and do tend to snack on humans. 

                 Why It’s Probably Not A Thing:  It’s safe to assume that a sea monster attack would cause serious damage to the Mary Celeste, so the lack of damage to the ship is a pretty good indicator that the captain and crew probably didn’t succumb to a sea monster attack.  Also, sea monsters don’t exist. 

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There’s some new research being funded in part by the Smithsonian Institute as to the fate of the Mary Celeste.  Check out this article about it:  http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/abandoned-ship-the-mary-celeste-174488104/?page=1

If you want to know more about rogue waves and all things weather related, check out the NOAA website:  http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/roguewaves.html

There was a time when sea monsters really were considered a thing.  Old mariners put locations of sea monsters on their maps, kind of like the beware of deer signs we have today.  Strange science does a great write up about it here: http://www.strangescience.net/stsea2.htm

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